Hi, I have absoloutly no idea why I put his page up cause at the moment I don't have anything to put on it. Never mind. I think you should leave now.

But if you don't want to leave you can read the following crap that I'm about to write.......

I'm Ashley, I'm from Sydney, in the wonderful continent called Australia. I'm a full fledged Aussie, right down to my slang terms (including bloddy hell, too right and g'day mate)